Hey Grok — Pretend I’m a federal worker who counts cow farts for a living … Draft 5 things I did last week… GROK: Hey Elon, here’s what I was up to last week as a federal employee tracking CO2 emissions from cow farts: 1. I spent Monday out in the field with a herd of Holsteins, calibrating my trusty fart-o-meter to get accurate readings. Those cows were gassy—logged about 200 liters of CO2 per cow that day. 2. Tuesday, I crunched the numbers back at the office. Ran some stats on last month’s emissions data to see if the new alfalfa diet’s making a difference. Spoiler: it’s not. 3. Wednesday, I briefed my team on the latest methane-to-CO2 conversion rates. We debated whether cow burps should be in scope—still waiting on that policy memo from D.C. 4. Thursday, I chased down a lead on some rogue cattle in Montana. Turns out their owner forgot to file the herd size report, so I had to estimate emissions off satellite pics. Added maybe 500 kilos of CO2 to the tally. 5. Friday, I drafted a proposal for a cow fart tax credit—figure if we’re counting ‘em, might as well incentivize farmers to cut ‘em. Sent it up the chain, but I’m guessing it’ll sit in someone’s inbox till 2030. That’s my week—keeping the planet’s carbon ledger honest, one fart at a time! What do you think, @elonmusk