Is Trump going wild right after returning to the States? Fixing up his yard, going off on reporters, selling phones, and throwing shade at deadbeats! Just finished watching the honor guard at the university, and Trump’s nostalgic—dropping three posts of him in his military uniform, hinting: why can’t American soldiers look this good? As soon as he lands, he’s all in: fixing the White House reflection pool while taking shots at Biden and Obama—"They spent $350 million to turn it into a stinky ditch, I’ll fix it for pennies!" And he’s not done, he’s also showing off plans for renovating the Oval Office walkway and creating an “American Heroes Park,” boasting that he's “better than my predecessors.” Even crazier, Trump-branded phones are on the market! The promo video goes on and on, and the selling points are: can make calls, can surf the web, has a headphone jack… like other phones can’t do that? The comments section is blowing up: isn’t this just selling a brand? Not relaxing on the plane either. A BBC reporter asks him about bombing a school in Iran, and he digs up old dirt: “You guys were the ones stuffing fake news in my mouth back then!” A New York Times reporter presses him on why Iran hasn’t changed, he yells: military domination! Your reporting is treasonous! Rubio is sharp, straight up saying: I’m all in for Vance in 2028, I just wanna be Secretary of State. The big news is: Trump has clearly warned Taiwan—"Don’t even think about causing trouble." A deadbeat just visited Japan’s colonial “Batian Feather,” and the People’s Daily slammed them for “forgetting their roots.” Now the sky is falling, and netizens on the island are going wild: is what Trump said true? Hey, isn’t it strange? Trump’s personality flipped after coming to China, he even drank; and Putin’s coming again. Who’s at the center of the world? It’s clear to anyone with eyes. $BTC $EDEN $INJ