(Slamming the table) "Damn! The Ethereum Foundation is screwing us over again!" (Slaps thigh) Today's market is as green as a field of leeks, and the foundation bigwigs look at the K-line chart—"Hey! Our ETH hasn't dropped below our shorts yet, let's quickly grab another 100!" (Swift action) In no time, 300,000 DAI is in hand, and the small investors are left holding their wallets, shattered: "Are you selling coins or selling out your teammates?" If you ask me, the foundation isn't into blockchain, they're into performance art! Every time they sell coins, the crypto market reacts like it's taken a laxative, with prices plummeting. Last year, they just mentioned "consider staking for interest," and then turned around with **"stake my ass, I'm cashing out!" (Pulls out POS machine and swipes madly) The small investors are still dreaming of counting money, only to wake up and see their account—"What the hell! My ETH turned into toilet paper?" (Beats chest in frustration) Even more impressive is their "top escape master" certification! Sold at the 2021 bull peak and halved, just dumped 300 ETH this year, and the market immediately performs a "faith collapse free fall." The small investors plead: "Father! If you want money, just say so, don't use the coin price as a sacrifice, okay?" (Lights a cigarette and sneers) "What decentralization? The foundation is the real centralized harvester!" Holding 270,000 ETH, every sale is like squeezing toothpaste with constipation—100 today, 100 tomorrow, and the small investors' mindset collapses faster than ETH's Gas fees! I suggest renaming it to "Ethereum Demolition Office" next time, specializing in demolishing crypto wallets! (Smashes keyboard) "To hell with HODL! Why don't they shout slogans when the foundation sells coins?" (Slumps) Forget it, wash up and sleep, everything's in the dream—except for rising ETH.